We’ve all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose,
And we all know Frosty who’s made out of snow.
But all of those stories seem kind of… gay
‘Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday!
That’s right! We want to wish you a merry christmas with South Park‘s episode Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics.
Why? Because A) I’m really shocked about how few people in 9Dragons actually know South Park. When I write in-game with a Lion’s Roar “Hello there, children“, then there’s not one single person who replies “Hello there, Chef” (therefore I couldn’t ask anyone “How’s it going?” either, to get the reply “Bad” and to ask then “Why bad?“). Also some days ago, when I was in Bloody Plain, I saw a character named [K]enny being killed by another player. But when I wrote in the map chat “Omg! They’ve killed [K]enny!” there was nobody who replied with “You Bastards!“. And B), although Mr. Hankey is a piece of crap, he does not care if you’re Christian, or Jewish, or even atheist – He brings christmas to all who want to celebrate it. And that – let’s be honest – is way more wise than what the majority of mankind does.
BEFORE YOU CLICK ON THE PICTURE BELOW, make sure to read and understand the following note:
All characters and events in this show — even those based on real people — are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated… poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.
This is just the standard routine to avoid people complaining about shit…
See what I did there?
Merry christmas, folks!