This was a very interesting year, here on the Project AI blog. Just begun with one person, we got now 4 strong willed people here. We are meanwhile the probably biggest enemy of Acclaim. Together we wrote about the deep shit from Acclaim, about their sins and their stupid mistakes.
I talked with Santa Clause today about Historian. He said, he’s very upset about him. He told me, already in his childhood he was such a stupid asshole, which did stupid things over and over again. So one day, Santa Clause forgot him, because Historian never learned, so he never get some presents from our dear Santa. Even Santa himself, so he told me, gived his hope up, to see Historian grow up and get some brain. So one day, he just forgot him.
Every christmas Historian was alone, just with some tangerines and nuts, waiting for Santa Clause, but of corse he never came, because Historian was just stupid in the whole big year and never did something right. One day, Historian sweared to himself “I will destroy christmas to other people!“.
One day, he became the Game Manager of 9Dragons, even if he was just a simple webmaster, and did not have the necessary knowledge. So this was his chance, to destroy all the christmas to everyone which played 9Dragons. While tantalize the people with bugs and unjust bans, he just waited for the one day, where he wanted to give the players a big hard punch in the face: The christmas day! The day came, and he promissed more than 1 time a patch. And more than 1 time he did not hold his word. He made his players suffer, so he could get horny.
He did not know that there was a group of justice fighters, which are watching him already since long time, and just waiting for the right time. “Stupidity”, so said Santa to me, “is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. You have my blessing.” And so they went, to attend him, and to bring justice to The Land.
For all who want to celebrate christmas, here’s something very awesome, made by the player eddieed, with the christmas song of Nat King Cole. For the song, check here: http://xmasfun.com/Lyrics.asp?ID=84
It’s nuts grinding under Nuker fire
All Asurian will tell you so
dual time xp help you level up higher
But for Hermits the Xp just to low.
A new map and new quest or so
Will help to make this game more right
Little Noobs with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know the Christmas Patch is on it’s way
It has a lots of little new things
or so they say
And every Dragon child is gonna sigh
if all the new stuff
is not just stuff to buy
And so I’m offering this simple phrase
for LS 1 to PS too
Although it’s been said
many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you.
Merry Christmas to everyone!
Legend, Sedbona, Vennus9D, and StoryTeller – Project AI Blog